SAME OLD ..SAME OLD…

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Not much going on here.. The weather guy said we are in for some of the  COLDEST weather we have ever had in MICHIGAN in July. Imagine that.. No.. I really can’t. I just hope it doesn’t stunt the growth of my tomatoes!!  As for me, I will be sleeping like a log without the A/C on, and happy we are saving on our electric bill!  

Still having troubles at my hotmail. I sure hope they get their act together sometime soon!

Got this in my e mail thought it was pretty funny!!

  
 
 
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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no…..I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door   LOL!!
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
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About CAROL

I was a caregiver for the elderly on and off for over 30 years.I am now retired and enjoying a new life. I love blogging and have kept a personal journal for 40 years. I enjoy the freedom of being creative and interacting with the millions of other bloggers in the world.I love learning the new things that the computer world has to offer. I have made friends that will last a lifetime blogging, something I never ever thought would happen. I hope you enjoy my blog,and will continue to visit me in the future.

2 responses »

  1. Ha ha ha…but you know what? I read somewhere that dog food really is nutritionally complete. I wouldn’t want to try it though.

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