Not much going on here.. The weather guy said we are in for some of the COLDEST weather we have ever had in MICHIGAN in July. Imagine that.. No.. I really can’t. I just hope it doesn’t stunt the growth of my tomatoes!! As for me, I will be sleeping like a log without the A/C on, and happy we are saving on our electric bill!
Still having troubles at my hotmail. I sure hope they get their act together sometime soon!
Got this in my e mail thought it was pretty funny!!
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no…..I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door LOL!!
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY!!